“MY SILLY SAYINGS”
By: Dave Crowley
**Jump! The Water Will Be There!
**Your Trials Make Your Trails.
**Don’t Burn All Your Bridges…Someday You
May Need One To Jump From!
**Life Sucks! Then You Rot In A Box!
So Make The Best Of The Suck!
**Don’t Let The Situation Get The Best Of You…
Rather, YOU Make The Best Of The Situation.
**Out Of The Dung, Behold The Rose….
Dreams and goals are nice, and often extremely beneficial…but they can also kill.….
Some bounce back slow and learn much…some bounce back fast and learn nothing…
Your life may be but an insignificant grain of sand in the sea of the human race, but
a mountain to those around you!
Often, in our superior intelligence, we become superior idiots.
Gratitude has gone extinct….
Can’t imagine what Beethoven and Mozart’s night dreams must have been like…way, way, out of the park!!!!
When you get rained on, at least you get a shine…is the cup half full or empty…it’s all a state of mind.
Correlation and Causation…indeed two opposites.
When you are homeless, you got to have three eyes open when you sleep….
It’s amazing when you think about it…how we “amazing” human beings can only last 16 to 18 hours at a time before we crash…what a screwed up machine…when a fan can run for months and years non-stop…something we “amazing” beings invented…..
That was then…this is now…what will be.
Ahhhh, life…full of trials, full of challenge, full of obstacles, full of ecstasy, full of tragedy, full of joy…and last but not least, FULL OF CRAP!
We forgot the Alamo…few know its name and significance to our nation…we are finally forgetting Pearl Harbor…even few know its impact on our history…we will forget 9/11...50 years from now…will anyone be left to lament.
Like fallen leaves skipping haplessly across a parking lot, driven every which way to and throe by a relentless and aimless churning wind…so is a heart with no hope within…so is a mind with focus so weak…so is a life void of dreams…
A “Short Writing”:
There Are Five Types Of People In The World
The Sheeple…in their late teens or early 20’s, they get a 9 to 5 job and hold it for 40 years, to retire with a gold watch and benefits…they knew not the meaning of a dream….
Those who had a dream or a goal or two who in their late teens or early 20’s landed a job and went on working their asses off, on into their 40’s and 50’s to end up with nothing to show for their work and sacrifice, much less that little flicker of a dream they had years prior…
Those who had dreams and goals who in their late teens and early 20’s landed their pot of gold and LIVED their dreams, enjoying their pot of gold for the rest of their lives in luxury from the fruits of their labor…
Those who had dreams and goals who in their late teens or early 20’s or 30’s or even 40’s had super close calls with the fulfillment of at least one of their dreams, but never coming about to fruition…BUT, finally in their 60’s or even 70’s found the pot of gold at the end of their rainbow…like a Mr. Sanders of KFC…
Those who had dreams and goals who in their late teens or early 20’s or 30’s dedicated their entire beings in the pursuit of their goals and dreams against all odds…only to die as paupers, broke, with no recognition and financial results of their works, sacrifice, and creations….like one named Bethoven…buried in an unknown plot…guess who had the last laugh years and years later…this will be, me.
Life’s a beach…that many need to moan, bitch, and shit on…
Play dumb…and you will easily find out where people are coming from.
Nicotine is extremely harmful to the body and mind…any wonder why most of the greatest inventors of the last 400 years were….smokers.
Leaving something behind…the heart of existence…the reason for life.
The clouds above…the cemetery of mankind…the mass of floating spirits…our personal-magnetic-field rises into the air upon our passing…it coagulates into this entity called “clouds”…that’s why you always see on the clouds’ edges pictures and images of people…we never die…we are just transformed into another dimension of energy…we cry, we rain…we disappear, blue sunny skies…or we get very pissed, tornados and storms…clouds are mankind’s passing spirits….and yes, I’m nuts.
My life…has been the most ignorant, wise, mature, idiotic, insane, insensitive, adventurous, exciting, under-doggin’, against all odds, doomed to failure, cataclysmic, heartbreak infested, dream purpose driven, Godly, UnGodly, futile, waste of a life anyone has ever lived………
The moon…that big flashlight in the sky…
Alone…it’s a state of mind…love…a state of mind…happiness…a state of mind…
tragedy…a state of mind…laughter…a state of mind…so to…death.
A square moon?
Now, I see two moons…ohhhh the joys of alcohol….
I don’t mind dying…so long I am able to leave something important or profound behind…not just creating kids…any dick head can do that.
Life is alone.
I know now…I was dropped off at the wrong station, on the wrong planet, in the wrong era of history.
My life now…so very different from before…in my younger days they used to call me “The Rock of Gibralter”…in my 50’s I have now succumbed to the beast of futility…raised the white flag to the disease of defeat…and have prostrated myself to the alter of…no hope.
For some, death is the only door to…success.
A “Short Short Writing”:
“The Beginnings”…a movie portraying the FIRST of everything from sex…to God.
“The Flame, Religion, and Sex”
How the first guy who started a flame…a spark from spinning a stick into a particular stone with his two hands…how the hell did that transpire and progress…what the hell was he trying to do when he “accidently” spun a stick into a rock and noticed smoke arising from his actions…holy shit…he must have shit his pants…he had a big talk with the “chief”…the chief had him stoned because he could not replicate the divine miracle…
The guy who invented “religion”…a group of Neandrethals were sitting around a campfire and the leader of the bunch is on a rant and holds his hands high into the air…by pure luck, a huge meteor shower blasts across the sky for all before him to see…he doesn’t see it, because it is behind him…he is blown away by the reaction of his fellow citizens…they all bow down in total respect and fear of him…he thinks…damn, I like this…he raises his arms again…it happens again…this time he sees it race across the sky…he connects the dots…I’m the one who made that happen…bingo…religion…the power of control over the masses…rest is history.
The guy who had sex for the first time…his first encounter with a “female”…with huge boobs, no less…he has this astonished look marveling at these two round protrusions, with points at the end of each one…nipples…he is fascinated…he touches them…he hears her sigh in pleasure…then he freaks out as his urinary depositing tool, his penus, explodes to 10 times its normal size…just how did he make the connection with the erection and sex…and how did he find out just where to slide that vehicle into…it’s bizarre…who knows, maybe for thousands of years mankind just had oral sex, until they finally found out that there was a hole that the vehicle could slip into and accomplish even better results…then she gets pregnant!!!…holy shit…this chick’s belly is exploding just like my vehicle!…but it never seems to go back limp!…holy shit…nine months later, some little midget slides out…what the_____!?
Hey! Life Sucks! Then you rot in a box!…so make the most of the suck…that’s all you got!!!!!
Who would have thought Horse Travel!
Who would have thought Automobiles…
Who would have thought Airplane Travel…
Who would have thought Radio…
Who would have thought Television…
Who would have thought a Moon Landing…
Who would have thought the INTERNET!!!!!
Who would have thought Smoking Bans!
Who would have thought you fill in the blank.
Everybody should be born with a Time Card…you gonna die at 14, so ya better make the best of it…or…ya
gonna die at 103...so hang loose…life would be so much easier.
STOP GLOBAL FLATULENCE, NOW!!!!!!
Much of my life I’ve spent alone…indeed a…blessing.
Nothing is ever dead…every thing keeps on living…just in different dimensions…cut a tree down…it’s now dead?…no…it remains a spark of life and energy in different dimensions…a camp fire…nothing is ever dead…including you.
Growing old is not for sissys….Bob Speck (may you rest in peace, my friend)
My life…just one small insignificant minute link in the chain of forever….
My life…one base short of a homerun…plenty base hits…some doubles…and even a few triples…Big Splashes In the Big Pan of Dreams!!!!!!!!…but never a Homer…..
Thought…in color…coming soon.
Think small…live long…thing big…die young.
A good fight never ends.
Everyday is a page turned in the book of your life….
Considering our bizarre and utterly senseless night dreams, each of us should be committed to a well defended institution…. and deemed profanely…INSANE!!!!
Each man, his stage…each stage its plot…each plot, its end…each end…its memory…
Often times, repair, renovation, and perfection brings out blemishes of which, before, were a complete
non-issue…
Who sleeps in whose bed?…in time you always find out…
ONLY THE MINORITY CAN IGNITE THE MAJORTIY…to birth the revolution.
With all my ideas, inventions, creativity, writings, music, experiences, wisdom, marketing, I’d be damn dangerous if I was rich…and…I’d give it all away for charity.
Life…a game of Keno…you rarely, if ever, win.
As per the existence of a dimensional “beginning and end” to every object, as per length and width, there exists the constant principle…THERE EXISTS A BEGINNING AND AN END TO EVERYTHING, FROM A 2X4 STUD…….TO THE UNIVERSE.
Olive oil, the body’s WD40.
A “Golden Opportunity” is very very rare…one, maybe if you’re lucky, 2 in a lifetime will come stumbling or knocking to your door…never never let one slip you by…it could end up a profoundly miserable memory that you take to your grave.
A short short writing…
DeathByMyOwnAccord.com
I want to be in control of my own ending of life…I don’t want to take the chance of living longer and older only to be struck with a stroke, leaving me unable to care for myself, or worse a total vegetable and an unnecessary Goliath of a burden to my offspring…and then the hell of living loooooong in that state to a ‘RIPE’ ol’ age of 113????? I want to set a goal, a time-table, a reasonable time-point of 65 or 70, and make it to that in a healthy state, and then take myself out before the chances of a debilitating illness doubles or triples as it does in the 70’s or 80’s…I must be in control of my own departure…I have too many horrible memories of those I have known over the years, so rough, rugged, manly, womanly, stout, and firm, just disintegrate into near lifeless and helpless forms of limp and soily rags, sapped of shame as someone spreads their legs to wipe their asses…no…that is not for me.
That was his day…that was his time…that was his turn on the stage of life…and the curtains fell…
This is my turn on the stage of life…all be it a sad despicable performance it has been…let the curtain fall.
Death…Billions have Lived it!!!!
Ride the Tide…sometimes that’s the only thing you can do in life to survive…
The winds of change are churning…the sleeping giant is no longer in slumber…
The winds of change are burning…the sleeping giant is igniting the thunder…God Bless America!
The Big Question of Life? Where is the best and safest place where a fly can land and kick back with out any worries? On a fly swatter. Unless there’s another fly swatter near by….
When you fall asleep, another page slowly turns…
A “Short Short Writing”
What is the true meaning of a “successful” life”
Is it how much you have made financially? Is it how much you have experienced or accomplished? Is it how much wisdom you have garnered in your travels and experiences? It is all relative. It is all dependent upon your life-expectations you placed upon yourself, lived with, and surrounded yourself with for year. Considering the level of expectations that I have fueled my last 40 years, I am a complete miserable failure. But as per experiences and accomplishments, and the deep wisdom gained, I am a shining brilliant success, far exceeding the average folk…unfortunately, the latter cannot secure me a loan at the bank to fund the house on the hill…that’s life.
Hope drives state of mind…hope drives life patterns…hope drives action…
No hope…no drive…only Chaos….can someone invent a HopePill?
Only weak minds seek religion…the fractured foundation of the sheep.
Every monstrosity of a magnificent Banyan Tree, started from a seed less than the size of a peanut…so it is with life…with a well written novel, an intriguing invention…all starting from a seemingly insignificant, sometimes absurd notion, idea, or huntch, or a nobody’s seed.
Aging…..from “Maturing” to “Blossoming” to “Degenerating”…to dying…
From insignificant raindrops…to deadly floods…there indeed is power in insignificant unity.
Witnessing the falling of a flower…its mission done…
The falling of a leaf…its time has come…
The falling of a heart…love and life anew begun…
Into which all matter and form engulfed…
The unending cycle of life and death begun…
On Depression Days, you MUST pick up your brush, grab your colors, and paint your day out…you’ll be
pleasantly surprised as to the finished product.
I sacrificed my marriage on the alter of unrealistic dreams…It’s those dreams that made me, and ultimately killed me.
When you walk through a rose garden, never expect only sweet fragrance of roses…there are bees to sting you…spiders to trap you…snakes to devour you…and thorns to snarl you…such is love…so is life.
Rome wasn’t built in a day…nor was a marriage.
Daydreaming is a favorite pastime for many…thinking is a favorite pastime for few.
The brain is like the sponge…but with one exception…there is no limit to its capacity.
Success is fantasy turned into reality…not by dreaming, but by doing.
Ohhh…the millions of seeds we plant, never knowing we planted…never knowing their reaping…
If you are too proud to cry, you are too proud to learn.
There separates nothing but a thin thread between love and habit…at times
one is mistaken for the other…
What is “deep” is relative to one’s height…so is achievement relative to one’s ability.
God is not the engineer of pain…rather the engineer of the highway through pain…
On your stormy voyage in search of your dream, make time to turn around…to comfort and
encourage your weary crew…or you may find your dream a dark nightmare…all alone.
A child’s true worth can be easily measured by his or her sense of humor.
One’s standard and convictions are relative to his interpretations and his upbringing.
Ever notice in the yellow-pages how the Cleaners follow the Churches????
Only a thin thread separates two seemingly total opposite characteristics of a person…
creativity and insanity…at times the thread disappears.
The fall comes quickly…the climb back up…eternity.
There is a time to…and a time not to…
One man’s problems may be your answers.
Your trials make your trails.
Don’t burn all your bridges…you may someday need one to jump from!
How can you go in search for another when you can barely find yourself…find yourself…before you
find another…it will then be so much easier to find each other in love….
Many look at the stars…some reach for them…and very few touch them.
Life is a losing proposition, with much to gain.
Time waits for no one…it hurries for no one…it is fair to every one….
Expect the very worst of even the very best.
One of the hardest gulps to swallow amidst your hour of sorrow is that…
While you are crying the birds keep singing…while you are grieving people keep laughing…
While you are dying the world keeps spinning…Life waits for no one…so pick up your load,
look up the road, open your eyes to others just like you…you‘re not the only damn soul hurt‘in…take it,
chew it, swallow it, then kick it in the ass…AND MOVE ON!!!!!
The irony of human life…you are born weak…to grow strong…to grow weak…to die.
Priorities are a challenge to keep, precisely, for they are made and designed to slip.
You are a product of your friends…likewise, your friends are a product…of you.
If your life is a non-stop dizzy merry-go-round…try another ride!!!
Can you imagine if you couldn’t imagine a thing?
A lesson learned this hour may be the treasure of a lifetime.
Leave yesterday behind, but keep it in mind today…for you may use it again in time tomorrow.
Sometimes we are the extension of our posterior protrusion…
Out of the worst and dire crisis, come the best answers…if you let it.
When you Give someone your word…Keep it.
Use your head…like it uses you!
If you live with a lie long enough you will soon believe it…and even forget you made it up!
There are varying degrees of “survival”….
One may survive an ordeal and come out alive…
One may survive an ordeal and come out slightly harmed…
One may survive an ordeal and come out triumphant…
One may survive an ordeal and come out a vegetable…
They all “survived”…TELL THAT TO THE VEGETABLE!
Life would be a breeze without dreams and goals…but then again, nothing good comes out of a breeze.
Ohhh…to be young again!…to be ignorant…to be stupid and naïve…to be oblivious…
to be arrogant, selfish, and vulnerable…to be innocent, slow, and dumb…oh well,
on second thought, maybe not!
Nothing is a loss.
Loneliness is a state of mind…a state of mind is controllable…
People do and say things when they are drunk that they would never dream
of doing or saying if they were insane!!!!!
You better learn to handle it! It doesn’t have to learn to handle you!!!!
Ohhh, the garden of memories…parts of it neat and well groomed, with cherished memories…
parts of it untouched, forgotten, filled with weeds and thorns over grown with bitter and
sad cloudy reflections….
Funny, I see some patches with the same thorns, the same mistakes…should I not take the
pain to burn and clear those weeds in order to uncover precious lessons to be learned????
The biggest natural phenomenon in human behavior is to expect others to think, act, and respond
just like you do…likewise, it is the biggest natural disaster.
EXPECTATIONS…the root of every single human response, joy, sorrow, laughter, heartbreak,
shock, and disappointment. Think about it. “Expectations” was originally designed to be continually
adjusted and readjusted for the sake of sanity and survival. It is a relentless beast that can be your
best friend to fuel and motivate you to heights unseen and undreamed…but it can easily kill you in
a heartbeat. Beware the beast of Expectation.
No contact, no respect…no respect, no contact.
Motivate yourself to motivate others…to motivate you.
There is a wealth of success in the failure of others.
The sowing…but a moment…the reaping, forever.
Some have the gift of love…some have the gift of teaching…some have the gift of calming…
Some have the gift of blab…some have the gift of gossip…few have the gift of,
SHUTTHEHELLUPANDLISTEN!!!!!!!!!!
Your conscience is like a rubber band…you can stretch it ‘till it breaks…then you have none.
A goal without a struggle is pointless.
DEADLINES…man’s most prolific, outstanding and egotistical invention…made to “organize” and “steady” your life…be careful that it does not end up organizing your demise.
With Foresight must come Hindsight.
Nothing lasts forever, but time.
Some walk in dung and fling dung…some walk in dung and fling….roses.
You know you are losing it when you pick up your cologne bottle and dash it upon your tongue
only to find a taste much different then Scope!!!!
Give yourself a surprise…and give a kid a chance…
How you handle a problem may be the difference between how it handles you!!!!!
If you don’t learn to count to 25 before you blow your stack, you will be quickly
Learning to count twice as many apologies!!!!
I’m a Patriot! You gotta problem with it????
Life sucks…so make the most of the suck.
Jump! The water will be there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steady As A Mountain.
Go Ahead! Spit in the ugly face of adversity!!!!
Out of the dung…behold…the rose.
Isn’t it odd…us humans, the smartest creatures on this planet…no other mammal or insect even comes close…and yet we are the only living beings on the planet that have to wipe our ass…God’s little reminder…don’t get too big for your britches…so much for that “reminder”.
The ability to adapt is a hard fought virtue desperately sought for by grown-ups…and taught by children.
Stability in one’s life comes out of a chilling fear of the cold reality felt during a once incurred
nightmare of instability…
Giving up is Going down.
Think before you speak…and while you speak, as well.
A man with unstable priorities is a man with no stable future.
Nothing is permanent in life…except for the permanency of change…
The giver tends to remember the giving more than the receiver the receiving.
It’s so hard to be lonely…and so hard to be…in love…
Today you are Outraged!!!…tomorrow you will be pissed…day after tomorrow you will
be upset…the following day you are annoyed…and the next day you will be ready
to make a decision.
What you accomplished today is relative only to what you
expected of yourself yesterday.
When the only reason you had to carry on is gone…fret not for too long…for
reasons are made of man…and you will soon find another to carry you on…
Absence…makes the heart forget, wonder, wander, and sometimes grow fonder.
A great part of living is sleeping…so learn to enjoy it.
The key to success is motivation…the key to motivation is success.
Nothing is forgettable in life…but the desire to remember.
When things begin to fall out of place, SIT TIGHT! For they are actually falling INTO place.
The breaking point of a rubber band is like the breaking point of a man…when
tension meets over-expectation…
Why be so concerned about impressing others, when you can impress the one
that will appreciate and admire it the most…you!
The true test of one’s desires, if any, is the degree of persistence, if any.
To measure a man’s success, you multiply his sincerity by his gratitude…then,
divide it by his humility.
A man without love is like a well without water…empty and hallow.
You are tested to be found.
Do the impressions you leave behind daily impress others to strive to be
like you, or…to thank God they are not.
Your mouth is your heart…in living color.
There is always a way to turn a sour smelly grape into a sweet sweet raisin.
You reap what you sow…likewise, you sow nothing, you reap nothing.
What may upset you may not in the least bit upset another…so don’t upset
your time getting upset at another for not getting as upset over what you are upset about!
So you’re broke???? So is America!!!!
Some things never change…like marbles…like love.
A true friend is one who sticks by you, stands by you, and supports you when you
Are right…and does the same by telling you other-wise when you are….wrong.
Reputation travels far…so wrap it well…
Sometimes the mountains we face before us in life are not the famous “obstacles” popping
out of nowhere , but are mountains conceived, created, and maintained by ourselves…….
“Forgive and Forget”…it is virtually an impossible task for a human…
“Forgive and Accept” is much more realistic and attainable.
I can boast a book full of acquaintances, but can attest to only a handful of…friends.
Wisdom can only come when a lack of wisdom is admitted…
Give a child an inch, and hope he takes a mile.
Don’t fool yourself…you hold the key to the ignition of every single move
in your life…NO ONE, NOR ANY EVENT, MADE YOU DO A DAMN THING.
Think dumb…be dumb…think wise…be wise…think small…be small…
Think big…be big…think narrow…be narrow…think nothing…be nothing.
Motivation is neither inherited nor influenced…rather it is sown, practiced, and earned.
Anyone can be a mother or a father…not many a parent…fewer still, a friend.
A challenge should not last unchallenged…for it is then classified as an…sorry excuse.
Go for it!!!! You only die once!
Out of the dung you are wallowing in now can sprout a sweet smelling rose…the
best fertilizer for success in life is the sweet dung of life…
Accidents happen, but more often than not, they don’t have to.
The bottle…the baby’s pacifier…the blanket…a child’s security…
the television…the grown up’s bottle and blanket.
Your mistake may be another’s monument.
When you wish for company, but no one ever comes…when you long for a phone call, but the
phone never rings…don’t feel depressed, don’t feel pity…for the greatest achievements of
history were born solo…so make the most of your time alone…and get
to know someone special…you.
Many times we stand searching for the light at the end of the tunnel…and many times
we would see it…if we’d only open our eyes.
Don’t let the situation get the best of you, rather you make the best of the situation.
Don’t go on and try to make up with someone, without first cleaning up the mess you
left behind in the first place!!!
For the common ailments of ignorance, naivety, arrogance, stupidity, and insensitivity…a single
dose of extreme heartache is recommended for very permanent relief.
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Sometimes the only way to find the medium is to face the extremes…
Everything positive is the product of its opposite.
I’d hate to be an ashtray…burned by butts.
The iron hand of discipline is but a mere slap in the wind…without the gentle
hand of love and attention.
Can you respect yourself?…if not, don’t expect it from others.
Get out of yourself for just a moment…and get into the beauty around you…
for a moment you will find you may not be that “out of it”!
As you find your stand, so will you find your friends.
There is a time to go…a time to stop…but little time to wait.
Just give time some time sometimes!
It is hard to make something hard, easy…funny how easy it is to
make something easy, so hard…
YOU must work your dream…it won’t work for you.
Beauty is like icing on cake…it melts away easily.
A good employer was also a good employee…a good companion
was also a good loner.
One’s name is totally immaterial in life…rather one’s character is
what makes a person’s name more than just a tool for identification.
Through life, everyone will change and must change in order to exist…for with
change comes the ability to re-arrange…for the good…and even for the worse.
Don’t get too big to where you can’t see you…so small.
When at last you find your stand, beware of those whom little command…
They will laugh at you, and may mock you, and even friends may shock you…
And at times your stand you may doubt…for the confusion they have tossed about…
But fret not and be strong, for behind the laughter, is envy…all along.
Advice…be careful how you give it…and get it.
Just got a letter from a friend who said the brotherhood of man is still alive and well…
and can still be trusted and depended upon.
Mistakes are supposed to be a part of everyone’s life…not a way of life.
So now we soar in separate skies…yet your flight I follow with tender eyes…
And as you fly high painting your new skies of blue…I’m always, still, thinking of you.
There is at least one Normandy in everyone’s life…where your character
meets its ultimate test on the beach.
Wisdom is action minus emotion.
We humans are controlled and manipulated and even tortured and murdered by a
merciless and wild monster…the mind.
It takes energy to think…and thinking to energize!
Loneliness is often times confused with self-pity.
Love can be like a rose on a bush…sometimes it’s best to leave the rose on
the bush and enjoy as much of it as you can, instead of picking it off to get
closer and to enjoy more of it…it may die.
There is a lesson to be learned about you and life in every single thing around you…from
a noodle, to a toilet…from a fork to a spare tire.
You will never find a perfect friend…for even a friend can burn you.
Your state now…is a state of mind.
Don’t give up on trying…it never gave up on you.
“The other you” inside of you can be your closest friend…
It is ever and all so alive, aware and well…
How difficult to master it…to feel it…to respond to it…
It feels no panic…it feels no emotion…
It is soft…yet so very stern…make it your best friend.
Unfortunately, you may not find compatibility until
you see incompatibility…
What may seem impossible today, in the light of what was thought impossible yesterday,
may very well be possible tomorrow.
Timing is NOT everything…everything must include Luck and Obsessive Persistence….
“Need” is a learned emotion…you learn to need…you learn to love…and you learn not to need.
When I was 16 I never knew the speed of time…
Even hitting 30 was a million miles away…
When I hit 30 it was the end of the world…
And now at 60 I can count the few I have left…
Funny, all those years ahead weren’t so many after all.
Fate…it gives and takes…for many it seems to favor the latter.
I guess now it’s just the two of us…your memory…and me.
If I could love you for infinity…that would never be enough.
Life sucks, then you rot in a box…what more pleasure can anyone ask for…
You come into the world naked and helpless…
And you leave clueless and dressed…what more pleasure can you ask for….
If I could capture a rainbow with my finger tips…
Would you then let me touch those pretty lips….
What you put into life, strictly depends upon what you want out of it.
Sometimes the great potential is such that it more than justifies the obvious great risk.
Life’s an adventure…count only on its uncertainty.
Adversity is a relentless beast of torture, dying to come back to torment you…
It must not only be overcome…but completely crushed…and it hasn’t a clue of who you are.
The winds of change are churning…the sleeping giant is no longer in slumber…
The winds of change are burning…the sleeping giant is igniting the thunder…
If one will buy it, a million will.
Question. Where is the safest place where a fly can land and kick back? On a
fly swatter…any lesson here? Hmmmmm.
My life…one base short of a homerun…hundreds of base hits…a lot of doubles,
And a few triples…just big splashes in the pan of life…but never a homer…
Thought, in color…coming soon.
Think small…live long…
Think big…die young.
A good fight never ends.
Every day is a page turned in the book of your life.
Considering our bizarre and utterly senseless dreams,
each of us should be committed and deemed insane…
Each man his stage…each stage its plot…
Each plot to its end…each end…its memory.
The most life changing and profound 4 letter word known to man…
vulgar and reprehensible to some…life giving and magical to others…HOPE.
Often times Perfection brings out blemishes which before were
a complete non-issue.
A “Golden Opportunity” is very rare…If you’re lucky, one, maybe two in a lifetime
will come knocking on your door…most never see it coming or going…always be
on the lookout for it…it comes in strange colors and shades…but never “gold“…
NEVER LET ONE SLIP YOU BY.
One should be in complete control of one’s own ending of life…Death by my own accord.
Some of the dumbest people on the planet are CEO’s of major corporations…they
can’t see a good idea if it pissed on their noses.
That was his day…that was his time…that was his turn on the stage of life…
This is my turn on the stage…all be it a sad despicable performance.
Here I sit homeless living out of my van at 57...gee, that rhyms…I can’t spell,
but it rhyms…well a little…I should be a songwriter…and make a lot of mony…shit.
Death! Billions have lived it!
Who would have thought Horse Travel!
Who would have thought, The Bicycle!
Who would have thought, The Automobile!
Who would have thought, The Radio!
Who would have thought, The Airplane!
Who would have thought, The Television!
Who would have thought, Smoking Bans!
Who would have thought,…you fill in the blank___________!
Everybody should be born with a Time-Card…you gonna die at 14 so best you make the best of it…
OR…you gonna die at 103...so kick back and relax…hang loose!!!!
I’ve been shafted by a lot of people, but the ones who screwed me in the most
hurtful way were the ones…I knew…the most.
Just Say No To Circumcision!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ever thought how the stars just seemed to harmonically align for others, but
went into a frenzied, chaotic, spinout for you? It just wasn’t meant to be…
if someone could have just told me way back then…guess, in my young ignorance,
I still would not have listened or believed it.
Much of my life, I’ve spent alone…indeed a blessing.
Nothing is ever dead…everything keeps on living…just in different dimensions…
Cut a tree down…it’s now dead? No…it remains alive to spark new life…for a
camp fire…nothing is ever dead…including us.
“Growing Old Is Not For Sissys”, said by my good friend, Mr, Bob Speck who just recently passed on.
Words mean a lot…little words…
We “can” set national precedent…We “could” set national precedent…
We “WILL” set national precedent…you drive with the words you choose.
Your life…just one link in the chain of forever…
Who sleeps in whose bed…in time you always find out.
Only the Minority can ignite the Majority to birth the Revolution.
Life is full of mystery and death, even before life begins…
So what happened to that sperm that was swimming right behind my sperm,
frantically searching for the same egg…he’s dead…wonder what my existence
would have been like if he had hit the egg first…I would not be in existence…
nobody will ever know…and that goes for the 20 million other little sperms
that my dad ejected on that same fateful nite…talk about odds…yes, my sperm
got their first…to the promised land…damn you sperm….couldn’t you have
been retarded, handicapped, or deformed as thousands are on every event?
With all my ideas, creations, inventions, writings, music, experiences, wisdom,
and marketing skills…I’d be frickin dangerous if I was rich…probably give
all monies away…it doesn’t pay to be a soft heart.
Life is a game of Keno…you rarely win.
There is a Dimensional End to everything…from the length of a 2x4 stud to
the dimensional end of…the universe.
When you get my age, everyday is a curse.
Government is just people.
Larger than life…bigger than real.
Mankind…after 5,000 years…and I was born in its greatest era…
The era of the horse of mankind…the car…just 100 years old…
We humans…so very smart…took us close to 5,000 years to
invent…the bicycle…not too brilliant.
Gratitude has gone extinct…this new generation.
Shit…I wonder what Bethoven’s or Mozart’s nite dreams were like…
Waaaay out there….waaaaaaaay past the ball park!!!!!!!
When you get rained on, at least you get a shine…
Is the cup half full or half empty…it’s all a state of mind.
Common sense…worth every dollar.
Freedom is a CHOICE.
Correlation is not the same as Causation.
When you’re homeless you got to have three eyes open when you sleep.
It’s amazing when you think about it…we “amazing” humans can only last 16 to 18
hours at a time before we collapse…what a screwed up machine…when a fan can stay
on countless hours at a time…and we “amazing” humans invented…the fan.
That was then…this is now…what will be.
Ahh life…full of trials…full of challenge…full of obstacles…full of joy…
full of dreams…full of ecstasy…full of shit.
We forgot the Alamo…very few know its name and significance…
We forgot Pearl Harbor…few know its impact on our history…
We forget 9/11...in 50 years, will anyone be left to lament.
Like fallen leaves skipping haplessly across a parking lot,
driven every which way to and throe by the relentless and
aimless churning wind…so is a heart with no hope within…
so is a mind with focus so weak…so is a life void of dreams.
Life’s a Beach…that many need to moan, bitch, and shit on.
The moon…the big ol’ flashlight in the sky.
In the end, truth is always the last one standing.
Did you know most of the greatest inventors of history
were SMOKERS???? Duhhhhh.
Leaving something behind…the heart of existence…the heart of life.
I should be happy….’cause it could be way worse.
Driven by dreams to death.
Have you ever felt that you were dropped off at the wrong
station on the wrong planet at the wrong time?
I conduct motivational seminars every Sunday morning
at the Ala Moana Hotel in Honolulu…I have many who
commit suicide after attending…oh well…I tried.
For some, you gotta die to succeed.
Now I see two moons…ohm the joys of alcohol.
I don’t mind dying…so I leave some memory or unusual accomplishment
Behind…not just creating kids…any dickhead can do that.
Clouds in the sky…the graveyard of mankind…watching over us…passing over us.
The clouds above…the floating corpses of mankind…our personal magnetic field rises
into the air when we pass…it coagulates into this entity called clouds…that’s why
you always see on the cloud edges pictures and images of people…we never die…
we are just transferred into another dimension of energy…we cry…it rains…we
disappear…blue and sunny skies…we get angry…tornados and storms…clouds…
our passing graveyards….on cloudy days we come to visit and say hello.
Every book has an end…every day a page turned…so make the best of every page.
“One of the reasons why I like to go to the capitol to testify before legislators is,
It makes me feel intellectually superior“. My friend, the late great Bob Speck
Life is a ride at the amusement park…you pay, you ride…it’s over, you get off.
What is the true meaning of a “Successful Life?…is it how much you have made
financially?…or is it how much you have experienced or accomplished…
it all depends upon the life-expectations one has surrounded himself with…for
one at 60 who is destitute and barely surviving, and considering the expectations
that fueled his last 50 years, he would be considered a complete miserable failure…
yet for another at 60 as per untold and incredible experiences and accomplishments,
he would be considered a huge shining success, unfortunately you can’t take the
latter to the bank.
Hope drives state of mind…hope drives life patterns…
Hope drives order…hope drives dreams and actions…
No hope…drives nothing but chaos.
Weak minds seek religion.
Every monstrosity of a magnificent Banyan Tree started from a seed less than
the size of a peanut…so it is with life…with a well written novel, an
invention who’s time has come…all starting from a tiny seemingly insignificant,
sometimes absurd idea or hunch.
From insignificant raindrops…to deadly floods…there indeed is
power in insignificant unity.
The falling of a flower…its mission done…
The falling of a leaf…its time come…
The falling of a heart…love and life anew begun…
Into which all matter and form engulfed
The unending cycle of life and death begun.
On depressed days, you must tell yourself…”pick up your brush, grab your colors,
and paint your day out“…even if it means a simple single one color line across the page.
The reason for existence? Simple…to touch others lives.